New Favorite

Scott asked Madelyn if he could go to preschool with her today. Madelyn said, "No, you have to go to work and make money."

I said, "Can I go to preschool with you?"

"Sure you can." she said.

I said, "Oh, fank you. I'm your favorite, aren't I?"

"You sure are." she said.

Scott, now upset, says, "Wait, I thought I was your favorite?"

"Well, I like you both."

I see a future in politics.