Want Your Mom To Get That Big Black Box Out of Your Face, Kiddos?

Chunk water at her Nikon.

It'll stop her dead in her tracks.

But then don't come cryin' to me when all of a sudden there are no more pictures of you and you feel like you are no longer a part of the family, and that you're being cut out of the clan because there is no longer a visual record of your existence or presence amongst the comings and goings of family life. And please, remember to blame me for it and forget that you said things like, "No pictures!" and "Mom! Stop with the camera already!", and that you ran and hid, and griped and complained at such a pitch and pace that I finally relented and pointed my camera at more willing models.

Not that I'm angry or anything, you cute little water chunker.